Welcome to the lair

Posted on 15 October 2026

You are a very large monster, and all you want is to sleep. Every night, heroes break into your lair to be brave at you. Eat them, throw them, sit on them, and maybe you'll get five more minutes.

Someone has written underneath, in green ink:“Go away.”

Get the game

Coming soon to Google Play, for Android phones.

Notices

• Privacy: what the game keeps, and what goes to Google for ads.
• Ads and consent: what the consent form asks, and how to change your answer.
• Terms: the rules for playing.
• Help: lost saves, purchases, and how to reach us.

Pinned up by BDS, on behalf of a very tired toad.